So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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