worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
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