And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
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