Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
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