i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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