When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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