How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
It's never too late to be topless.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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