He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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