You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
He passed out mid-signature
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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