I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
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