Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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