this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I'm bleeding and have questions
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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