The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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