what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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