That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
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