"it" just moved
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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