she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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