I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
You took a bar mat shot.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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