If that was your dad, he is hot
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
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