Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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