My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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