I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Jesus knows you're telling a lie.
Jesus stopped reading my text messages when I started drunk texting boys to hookup
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Randomize
