No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Can you bring me the toilet please
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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