I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Barsexuality is the new black.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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