it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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