We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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