Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
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