The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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