waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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