For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
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