There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
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