Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
You did what with his pubic hair?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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