I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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