Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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