I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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