He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Need sex. Gaining weight.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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