White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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