I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Randomize
