please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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