On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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