I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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