It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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