My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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