Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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