you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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