You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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