North Korea, Best Korea!
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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