Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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