I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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