wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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