okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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