I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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