No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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