with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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