Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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