just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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