Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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